'you can't just exclude us from from all of your spaces, that's so rude!! how would you like it if WE said that people like YOU weren't allowed in our spaces??'
well son u may want to be sitting down for this next part
All pedophiles are trash, no exceptions. There is no “Kink-shaming” about it. Protect survivors at all costs.
Pedophilia is not a fucking kink. A kink is like when someone likes to suck on toes or some shit. Or get bound. Or eat food off their partner. ALL of these things with consenting adults only. But being sexually attracted to children is not a fucking kink. It’s a crime.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on
don’t make fun of people for being gullible. do not.
"well why is it even important to mention aromantic and asexual people all the time not everyone gets mention-"
because our entire culture is so deeply steeped in sex and romance and there’s millions of people who want none of one or the other or both and they need to be recognized and mentioned instead of made to feel like they don’t fit and they’re broken
New Protest MVP Candidate! Get it girl! #staywoke #farfromover #thefutureisbright
reasons you need to stop bragging about your “perfect grammar and spelling”
-it’s probably nowhere close to perfect, not even by your standards
-you sound like a fucking brat
-language evolves; or, as my favorite linguistics professor used to say, in his deep russian monotone: “language is alive”
-sherman alexie: “grammar cops are rarely good writers. imagination always disobeys.”
-like i can’t even tell you how true that is
-errors do not necessarily suggest a lack of understanding
-the belief that “perfect grammar” is a real thing rests on the assumption that there are certain ways of writing and speaking that are fundamentally incorrect…
-and ultimately, racism and classism are the primary determiners of what’s considered “correct”
-there are so many other things to take pride in—why settle for being an elitist piece of shit?
when i was a kid, i always wished like half of whole toy catalog and now my wish lists are like
- video game
- another video game
what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed
the episode would have been 1000x better tbh
#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
friendly reminder that he cultural narrative of luigi being a coward is a myth manufactured by the mainstream media. luigi is very brave and can in fact jump higher than his deified, overexposed brother
alternatives to “it was all just a dream”
- it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
- it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
- it was all just a feature length puppet show
- it was all just a set of cave paintings
- it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal
well? can he????